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However, I've only know a circle jerk to be a prank. All of the boys except one will know that it is a prank. Although I have never participated in either kind and it was only a rumor about the prank version.

Anyway, what did you think of when you read the words 'circle jerk'? I've met you. You are hot as hell. I think of a band from the eighties. The Magazine National Lampoon had a spoof picture of Boy Scouts sitting around a circle in a campfire, with the clear implication that this is what they were up to.

I've never heard any other definition, or the prank. I've also never heard of anyone actually doing this. John F. It always meant, to me, a bunch of guys in a circle jerking off the next guy. Not that I think it ever really happened. There was always some doofus who claimed that "choice of guys from next town" did that, once. But, they were probably saying it about us. Related to : ookie cookie Definition: group of guys jerks off onto a cookie.

Last one to come, eats it. Find all posts by Trunk. I've heard it used to describe many of the things mentioned in this thread. We also use it casually around the office to describe a meeting that wastes time for all involved.

Find all posts by THespos. Gary T. This happened twice at the college I went to, once that I heard about and once that I witnessed. The premise was telling the intended victim that The first patsy was a naive lad, and it happened a few years before I arrived. Although the story came up around the guys' dorm, no one seemed to hold it against him and I never heard of anyone ribbing him about it.

The second was widely regarded to be obnoxious and arrogant, and lots of folks figured he got what was coming to him no pun intended.

He came across as a hipper-than-thou know-it-all, and there was amazement that he fell for it. The story spread like wildfire around the whole campus, and a few people ridiculed him to his face. He left at the end of the semester. The last faculty meeting I went to certainly qualifies Regards, Shodan The definitions told here are pretty much what I have heard.

It's a common urban legend told to fraternity pledges. Kind of like the one about the pledges being told to fuck a sheep and the one that does gets de-pleged for being a sheep fucker or the guy who climbed the cell tower drunk, fell, and hit every beam on the way down as told in Dazed and Confused. The only thing I can think of is that a it doesn't happen or b it occassionally happens in order to build a bond of mutual humiliation.

Or maybe it's to prove you are so straight you can grab a guys cock, jerk him off, eat his spooge and not even like it.

I always thought a circle jerk was a meeting in which everybody was busy congratulating each other for how fantastic they were. Find all posts by Shalmanese. Jackknifed Juggernaut. Originally Posted by Shalmanese I always thought a circle jerk was a meeting in which everybody was busy congratulating each other for how fantastic they were.

That is true. Also see cluster-fuck. I thought a clusterfuck was a series of little fuckups that combine into a huge fuckup. Like a clusterbomb but with fucks replacing the bombs. I only knew the meaning of "circle jerk" in the sense of "mutual hands on" type behavior and heavily influenced by that National Lampoon cartoon. I've never even heard anyone ever tell any story what so ever of any group activity of this kind. But note how one would interpret the alegorical meaning based on your interpretation of the original phrase.

If you think it means "mutual hands on" then you think in terms of a bunch of inflated ego types mutually congratulating themselves. If you think it means "independent self gratification" then it covers, e. Although it goes farther back. Think in terms of a whole lot of little stupid decisions by morons that adds up to other people getting messed over badly.

No, no, no, imagine 20 people getting together and trying to fuck in a giant cluster. You can imagine that there are going to be some rather serious slip ups and flying lube. The problem is knowing what is right. Find all posts by threemae. When I was very young and nerdy one of the older members of the wrestling team asked me if I wanted to come to their circle jerk. I had no idea what that was, but wanted to fit in, so I said "sure. I was a big enough nerd to still have no idea what the hell he meant, so one of my friends explained that a circle jerk involved a group of males standing in a circle jerking off.

Inside that circle was a person male or female who was the pivot man. It was that person's job to "pivot" whenever one person of the circle reached his orgasm and catch the result in his mouth. John Carter of Mars. Regards, Shodan. It's kind of a sexual version of the dining philosophers problem.

Especially the ookie cookie version. Actually, there is a website devoted to variations of this. I certainly won't post the link because it is way not safe for the workplace , but if you wanted to find it, you might try jerk off buds dot com on google and then go to the galleries section and find the buds section. There are only a few pictures of larger groups, so unless you are so inclined to, ahem, peruse the site for awhile to find said group photos, don't bother.

Not that I have ever gone to that site or submitted photos or anything I, uh, read about it in a book. No kiddin'. Never been there, nor done that, no sirree Bob. I hate how I read this, and was like "Hmm, that's interesting, I wonder who posted it? Ah, DMark! I had better go check it out.

Or maybe you do, and I've forgotten. That, and I'm certainly sure that couldn't pick your genitals out of a lineup, and I was on a public computer when I read this thread earlier. If you wanted to provide me with a direct link, that would make things easier. In fact, I think that every other gay male doper that I've stalked to any appreciable degree needs to.

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From the school-blowjob thread in THE PIT: Originally posted by grienspace With regard to the pre-pubescent boys labwork in aid of their sex education, I think they're moving too fast. You gota crawl before you walk. They'll probably be desensitized by the experience, and never bother to participate in the customary but less exciting circle jerk when they're a little older. OK, now I understand the concept of a 'circle jerk', and it seems to be believed to be fairly common I have never heard of this happening, aside from slanderous stories about the high school rowing team and their games of 'crackers'.

Is the circle jerk actually a common rite of passage? Yes, I think it is. I participated in several although I was strongly in the stroke your own camp. I saw displays of it a couple of times. Cum to think of it, maybe that is why they won the 1A state championship two years in a row.

This was recently discussed. Ive never heard of anyone actually doing a circle jerk before. I thought that was just a sick joke or somthing. Thats disgusting. Pielparade South African military slang Pielparade is an Afrikaans colloquial term used commonly by South African military personnel, including slang which is unique to or originates with the armed forces, especially servicemen of the former South African Defense Force S.

It was also known as 'spanbou speletjies' which translates as 'team building games'. The games were meant to be humorous and to entertain the troops. During the nineteenth century, the ancestors of the Afrikaners, called Boers, used to create encampments formed by a circle of wagons to protect them from attacks by hostile African tribes or wild animals. These circular encampments were called laagers in Dutch which the Boers spoke at the time but their Dutch eventually evolved into Afrikaans.

The platoon would gather in the platoon bungalow or outside and create an area called the 'saadskietbaan'. Participants would be ordered to form a circle or line up in a row behind a line in the 'saadskietbaan'. Soldiers would then place bets on which participants would ejaculate first, last or furthest. Participants were then ordered to strip naked.

The purpose of ordering the participants to perform 'jumping jacks' was to humiliate them and to humour the onlookers because the participants' penises would inevitably flail up and down or side to side. Participants would then proceed to masturbate themselves till they ejaculated. Occasionally, participants would be ordered to stimulate other participants' penises or scrotums.

After the last participant had finished ejaculating, the winnings were then distributed. Kringskommel - a 'kring' is a 'ring' or 'circle'; 'skommel' means 'milkshake' of which the meaning in this context is explained above.

Balskud - a 'bal' is a 'ball' but in this context it means 'testicle' and 'skud' means 'to shake'. The term also occurs in the plural, viz. Saadkannone - 'saad' means 'seed' or 'seeds' but in this context it means 'semen', and 'kannone' means 'cannons'. Saadskiet - 'saad' means 'seed' or 'seeds' but in this context it means 'semen', and 'skiet' means 'shoot'.

Saadskietparade - 'saad' means 'seed' or 'seeds' but in this context it means 'semen', 'skiet' means 'shoot' and 'parade' means 'parade'. Skietpiel - 'skiet' means 'shoot' and 'piel' means 'penis'.

Toltrekparade - 'tol' means 'dick' i. Other types of pielparade: Worswedstryd This game derives from the Afrikaans words 'wors' which means 'sausage' and 'wedstryd' which means 'match' or 'game'. Participants would take bets to see whose penises were the longest or shortest or thickest, and the money or whatever was being bet would then be distributed to the winners.

Handstoot This game derives from the Afrikaans words 'hand' which means 'hand' and 'stoot' which means 'push'. Participants would stand naked in a row and thrust their erect penises in their hands till they ejaculated, basically as if they were having sex with their own hands. Bets would be placed on who could ejaculate first, last or the furthest. Olifantloop This game derives from the Afrikaans words 'olifant' which means 'elephant' and 'loop' which means 'walk'.

Participants would be ordered to stand naked in a column. Each soldier would take hold of the penis of the soldier in front of him by putting his hands between the soldier's legs from behind, as well as the penis of the soldier behind him. The participants would then be ordered to walk, to the amusement of the onlookers. Kussingkannon This game derives from the Afrikaans words 'kussing' which means 'cushion' or 'pillow' and 'kannon' which means 'cannon'.

Participants would be ordered to strip naked, make their penises erect and then rub them against a pillow or cushion till they ejaculate. As with other pielparade, bets would be placed on which participant would ejaculate first or last or the furthest. Poppekas This game derives from the Afrikaans word for 'doll house'. A soldier would bring a woman, usually a prostitute, to the platoon bungalow and have sex with her while other troops watch.

Sometimes the woman would be aware and sometimes the woman would be unaware that she was being watched. The troops watching would be ordered to masturbate and ejaculate while watching. Eensame kannon or Lekkende kraan or Kraanspuit "Eensaam' means 'lonely' and 'kannon' means 'cannon'; 'lekkende' means 'leaky' and 'kraan' means 'tap'; 'spuit' means 'spray' or 'shoot'.

In this game, soldiers in a platoon bungalow would be ordererd to strip naked and stand together in a group. Then they would be ordered to masturbate. Whenever a participant was ready to ejaculate, he would have to raise his hand and stand in front of the group so that all of the soldiers could watch him ejaculate.

This would continue till every soldier had finished ejaculating. In this game, contestants were ordered to ejaculate onto a digestive biscuit or cookie.

Whoever ejaculated first was deemed the winner, and the last person to ejaculate was forced to eat the biscuit. Purpose of the Pielparade There are various reasons why pielparade was encouraged, but the overall purpose was supposedly to promote greater group cohesion. Platoon leaders ordered pielparade to foster 'gehoorsaamheid' 'obedience' , 'samesyn' 'togetherness' , 'gelykheid' 'equality' , 'eenheid' 'unity' or 'gees' 'spirit' among their troops.

The idea is that performing such a private, intimate act in front of other soldiers would decrease awareness of individual identity and promote greater awareness of group identity, and cultivate stronger bonds of trust, togetherness and mutual respect which are critical to the cohesion of the platoon.

Not all platoon leaders orderered their troops to perform pielparade but it was fairly common at different bases and camps throughout South Africa and the military's operational area.

While circle jerks feature a homoerotic element, some analysts interpret activities such as circle jerks as an effort to establish heterosexual, masculine dominance within a group. What actually motivates participation is to have fellow men witness and acknowledge one's sexual prowess, helping to counter feelings of inadequacy related to sex and masculinity. It is also a means of gaining comparative knowledge of, or exploring, male anatomy and its functions in an accepted way since many soldiers might not have been exposed to other men's bodies prior to basic army training.

Published in , the study arose out of reports given in submissions to the health sector hearings of the Truth and Reconciliation Commission TRC in June Levin would claim in an interview with the Guardian in that his approach represented the standard treatment for gay people at that time. This process would be repeated three times in a single session. Sessions were held twice daily for three to four days.

People subjected to this therapy experienced long periods of disorientation afterwards. As a result of the research process he decided to explore litigation, only to discover that all medical records from his military stint had been expunged. Dr Levin also operated at Greefsveld, a military encampment in what was then Southwest Africa now Namibia where drug addicts were sent to receive corrective psychiatric treatment.

Greefsveld was essentially a forced labour camp; alleged drug addicted soldiers were forced to perform hard manual labour which supposedly encouraged them to develop discipline and change their behaviour. Since such unethical medical practices were officially sanctioned, it is likely that sexual practices or games like pielparade were thus tacitly accepted by military officials as having a factual basis.

There is no medical study which proves or disproves that pielparade are effective or uneffective as a means of fostering group cohesion. Nonetheless, the practice obtains. That was quite the wall-o-text there.

Worth raising a year-dead thread for? I will say that BudweiserBob doesn't jerk us around when it comes to this subject. I always assumed that "circle jerk" was a metaphor of the imagination, like "moving the goalposts" or "walking on eggshells".

It never occurred to me to think that the literal version might be happening, anywhere. Funny, I was thinking the same thing. We have much to learn from them. I like how they even made up different names for each variation of watching each other jerk off. Even one for pillow fucking. That has to be a cut and paste from somewhere - but damn if I'm going to go searching for it.

I've always known this term as when you photograph someone photographing you. Although I did know the origin of the term. Welcome to the Dope, Budweiser Bob. Or something like that. I've always known this term as when you photograph someone photographing you I've called that "camera wars. I think the word you're looking for is "bullshit".

You've got to hand it to him. Oh, come on. Couldn't have said it better myself!

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